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Thu Nov 19, 2009, 5:02 PM
Your real name: Christopher Mackenzie Christie ¦3

Age: the square root of 324

Height: 5' 8 maybe... if I'm lucky

Natural hair color: Light brown although recently, I've seen really dirty, dishwater blonde in there... not often...

Eye color: um... green or hazel... no one told me :/

Skin color: CAUCASIAN!!!

Glasses/contacts?: Glasses cuz I don't see things far away too well :(

Piercing: Not really into piercing my body... on someone else is another matter...

Tattoos: See above.

Braces: Never. Reckon I should have had them though...

Mannerisms: I get camp (although not very)... My voice changes pitch a lot... I generally hug a lot and keep my mouth shut.

Other distinctive markings: a scar on my left cheek (face, not as :P)

FAVORITE

Color: Blue because it has different interpretations

Band: I like lots of bands (although of all time would be Nightwish :P)

Movie: There are many.

Book: There are many.

Food: Birthday cake ¦3

Game on a cell phone: Well I adored Snake 2 but I don't have that anymore :(

CD: Ellipse by Imogen Heap!

Flower: Roses, the universal symbol of painful love.

Scent: Lavender

Animal: Otters

Comic book: I like Marvel a lot.

Cereal: Wheatos but they take too long in the morning to eat s I usually just have two Weetabix

Website: I like lots of websites.

Anime: Anything from Studio Ghibli.

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: I used to play the recorder though not any more.

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Not TV per se, not 60 hours a week, but I watch a lot of stuff online

Like to sing?: Every day is a song yet to be sung.

Have a job?: Yeah and it's really fun :3

Have a cell phone?: Yep and it's pretty useful with good battery but stupid call prices >:3

Like to play sports?: Not really, sports bore me.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I'm the single from an album of couples :/

Have a crush on someone?: Not recently.

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: DOI! The UK

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: We have two. One is mine and it's partially broken cuz the AV outlets don't work and I ripped out the DVD tray when it broke :P

Have any special talents/skills?: Not really...

Exercise daily?: I walk everyday from college/work/town and back

Like school?: It had its ups and downs

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backward?: Okay, I am like a computer. I can run a video game but wordpad makes me freeze!!!

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Well I guess... not like a ballerina though as I'm not that gay.

Speak any other languages?: Nihingo!!!

Go a day without food?: I can and have. Hell, on some days, I'd probably forget and not realise.

Read music, not just tabs?: nope

Roll your tongue?: Yes

Eat a whole pizza?: This hypothesis is untested!

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: Uh... not really... though won a few compititions

Snuck out of the house?: Oh yeah

Lied to get out of trouble?: Yep.

Had a computer crash?: YES >.<

Gotten lost in your city?: This is Farnborough... there is no where to get lost in >.<

Seen a shooting star?: Yes, we had comets whizzing over head one evening a couple of years ago

Been to any other countries?: France...

Had a serious surgery?: Just stitches

Stolen something important to someone else?: Nope.

Solved a rubiks cube?: Yes... by giving it to someone who could

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yeah.

Cried over a girl?: Not really

Cried over a boy?: yeah and then bad stuff happened...

Kissed a random stranger?: YES! Then we went out... then we broke up... then we never saw or spoke to each other ever again :P

Hugged a random stranger?: Hellz yeah

Been in a fist fight?: Nope, I leave the fighting to those who can hold their own while I get people who can;t out of harm's way.

Been arrested?: Nope

Done drugs?: I did a few hits of Poppers one time

Had alcohol?: Had it, bought it, drank it

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Not milk...

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: I would if there was an elevator that went past 3 floors T.T

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: I just walked in :P

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: nope

Swore at your parents?: yeah because they deserved it

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: probably, can't really remember

Been to a casino?: Not a casino per se, just somewhere where they had some slot machines

Ran over an animal and killed it?: Lol no

Broken a bone?: HAHAHAHA Break free :P

Gotten stitches?: Yep, got kicked in the face by a girl on a swing so I needed to be stitched up like a teddy bear losing it's stuffing.

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Nope, though had some pretty cool ones when I was little

Made homemade muffins?: Hell yeah! Muffin love!!

Bitten someone?: hehehe

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Hell. No.

Burped in someone’s face?: It happens a lot. I'm polite about it though.

DO YOU PREFER

Fruit/vegetables: Fruit. It requires less preparation.

Black/white: Back as darker colours suit me better.

Lights on/lights off: Both :3

TV/movie: It depends on the movie/tv show

Body spray/lotion: I like to moisturise my face...

Cash/check: CASH FO' SHO'!!!

Pillows/blankets: Blankets cuz you can be all snuggly.

Headache/stomach ache: Headache for Paracetamol reasons.

Paint/charcoal: Charcoal, I suck with paint.

Chinese food/Mexican food: JAPANESE!!!!

Summer/winter: Summer because I may have S.A.D. which would mean Winter makes me depressed and occasionally suicidal o.O

Snow/rain: Rain cuz snow gets all icy and then mushy and unless it rains or get hilariously sunny then it takes forever to go away. Not that snow isn't a nice thing...

Fog/misty: Misty because it makes my walk to college that more beautiful

Rock/rap: There's some good rock out there...

Meat/vegetarian: Hey I'm Binivore :P I go both ways baby (not to be confused with Omnivore!!)

Chocolate/vanilla: Choco chocolate!!

Cake/pie: Both as they are equally as good

Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries, a fine symbol of British culture!

Ocean/swimming pool: Uh neither because they both leave you feeling dirty

Cookies/muffins: Mookies (Muffins + Cookies)

Wallet/pocket: Wallet but if I'm in a hurry then a pocket

Window/door: Well... I'd much rather look out a window than a door...

Charlie Chaplin/Chespirito: This a blast from the past which I'm not in :P

Pink/purple: Purple, like my uniform!

Cat/dog: Cats cuz they require less effort

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Both but I'll pull up long sleaves when I'm concentrating on stuff

Pants/shorts: TROUSERS CUZ I HAVE HORRENDOUSLY FAT AND HAIRY LEGS!

Winter break/spring break: e.O Summer?

Spring/autumn: Both because all seasons are beautiful ¦3

Clouds/clear sky: Clear skies, so I can wonder.

Moon/mars: Well after the last episode of Doctor Who then the moon!

Questions/Answers: Rhetorical questions are fun...

War/Peace: Peace

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Do you believe in love?: Love to someone as young as I is an undiscovered country.

What's the most important kind of love for you?: The one that hurts because it's so powerful.

Have you ever been in love?: Well... I have loved and been loved in return...

Been close to love?: Love is always close by when I'm with my friends ^_^

Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yep.

Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Um... well it wasn't love that was making me cry...

Are you in a relationship?: Nope.

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: I believe in puzzles

What is your idea of the best date?: Spending time with someone you love just doing something you would both enjoy.

What was your first kiss like?: With a girl is none of your beeswax but with a guy it was kissrape :P

Do you think love is worth nothing?: Well it's not exactly worth it's weight in gold is it but it means something to some people.

Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: Slight exhibitionism in Hyde Park

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: 2 proper, fully fledged relationships

Have you ever been dumped?: Yeah

Have you ever dumped someone?: Yep and oh boy did I do something stupid after

I...

I: is pronounced "ee" in Japanese :P

Want: what I can't have

Need: to get organized

Love: my friends and occasionally my family

Hate: Discrimination

Feel: Tired

Did: the right thing

Miss: love

Am annoyed by: A lot of things, primarily most things my family do.

Would rather: not be in college with enough money in my bank account to get by for a long time and be relaxing in the country with a cute guy who helps out on a farm and brings me fresh milk and eggs in the mornings *le sigh*

Am tired of: being told what to do but not being asked what I want to do

Will always: remember what matters the most

MISCELLANEOUS

What is your favourite genre of music?: I like a lot of genres

What time is it now?: 0.50 AM

How much money do you have right now?: Not a lot :P

Are you hungry right now?: nope

What are you doing right now?: Not a lot

Do you like parades?: I've never been to one

Do you like the moon?: Our silent protector

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: go to sleep

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Telepathy

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Funny?: Not particularly

Cool?: I am who I am

Pretty?: Nope

Sarcastic?: You think?

Lazy?: Too lazy

Hyper?: uh huh

Friendly?: Well I'm a nice guy

Evil?: Does wanting the Pope to die necessarily mean I'm evil?

Unforgettable?: I'm pretty forgettable

Smart?: A little

Strong?: Emotionally

Talented?: Not really

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD

High: Tide
Lonely: Depression
Pen: College
Flower: Chocolates
Window: Nostalgia
Psycho: Vertical Stick ;)
Brain freeze: Ice Lollies
Strange: Me
Sassy: Principle Skinner
Suffering: My heart
Art: Blood

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?: No thanks

Run away?: If I had to

Curse at a teacher?: If he/she was treating me like a child I would

Not take a shower for a week?: I used to do it

Ask someone out?: maybe, it depends

Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?: No because I know it would break

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Yeah but the lie is usually forgotten

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: I would like to live in the US for a little while one day

Go scuba diving?: No because it damages the Marine Ecological Environment

Write a book?: Yes, I'm currently doing so

Assemble a computer?: I could probably open one up and jiggle stuff about a bit. Beyond that no.

Become a rock star?: I would love to because I would have a particular vision on how I'd make my music (lots of collaborations etc.)

Have a long-distance relationship?: Been there and it hurt

LAST QUESTIONS (FINALLY)

What kind of computer do you have?: A Toshiba Laptop that's been through the works

What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): I'm taking A-Levels at College

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: No cuz that's just plain rude. I wouldn't want that to happen to me.

How many posters do you have in your room?: 14 and they kinda cover each other ^^; There are lots of post-its too

Who else should take this quiz?: anyone willing to waste an hour

  • Mood: Overwhelmed
  • Listening to: Halo & Walking on Sunshine - Glee Cast
  • Reading: Leviathan - Scott Westerfeld
  • Watching: Nothin'
  • Playing: Nothing!
  • Eating: NOTHING I TELL YOU! I WON'T GIVE IN TO THEM!!!!
  • Drinking: Nothin'

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Hampshire, England
  • Interests: Writing, Drawing, Reading, Music and Cinema
  • Favourite movie: FF7: Advent Children,
  • Favourite band or musician: Nightwish, Hikaru Utada, Within Temptation, Ai Otsuka, Sarah Brightman, Band From TV
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that isnt Heavy Gangsta Rap or Opera
  • Favourite artist: I like alot of peoples artwork ^^
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.K. Rowling (One of my Idols)
  • Favourite style of art: DRAWING
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Shell of choice: Conch
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Konata Izumi from Lucky Star ¦3
  • Personal Quote: Others who hold their lights up look across the darkness and see your glow and it gives them courage
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen, pencil and paper

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:iconhewylewis:
What are Enagadramon's colors?
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Thanks for the fav!!!!!!!!!!!^^

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no problem dear!

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Could we talk sometime. I miss ya, dude.
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oh crap forgot something

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there we go

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DUNN NARR!

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Chris I haven't spoken to you for about 40-45 minutes...yes about 40-45 minutes.

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was it 40-45 minutes??

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